Further investigation has lead me to believe that I own Bryan Griffin from "Family Guy"



While "Max" undergoes further observation, I will document if he walks on his hind legs, smokes cigarettes and drinks martinis.

Proof thus far:

1 - Red Collar - now secreted away as not to give away his true identity.

2 - Well....just look at him!

3 - Martini glass/Alcohol Drinker - unsubstantiated thus far. He managed to lure me into giving him Guinness when he was just a puppy, stole beer from a man giving him scratch at Highland Games outing, sneak thiefs his poppy's beers.

4 - Cigarette Smoker - unsubstantiated thus far. would sit ver close to me when I used to smoke, as to inhale second hand aroma.

5 - Walks on Hind legs - Some evidence to support exists, but not entirely proven.


fear sets in as I realize I may be Lois, and the best I can expect from life is PETER GRIFFIN.....